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  A Religion of Faithful Parrots

  by Hapthor1986 in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  it's funny as i reflect back on my days as a witness during the watchtower study.

  it seems like no matter what the question asked.

  it was like parrots squawking back exactly what they had just heard with absolutely no thought or even the slightest expression of free will.

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  they need to be Jimmy buffet Parrot heads wasting away in margaritaville searching for their lost shaker of salt
  
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  What food are you grateful for?

  by punkofnice in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'll start: stilton cheese.. (it was a toss up between that and sweet pickled beetroot).. thank you folks..

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  snow crab legs
  
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  Restless Days and Nights

  by compound complex in

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  it is a bad time to be awake;.

  i see things i do not wish to see.. i have feelings i do not wish to feel.. if i could return to sleep, the deception.

  of sweet slumber would assure that even a. nightmare might offer an escape, escape from.

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  There once was a weevil from dreamland

  whose poems at the kingdom hall were banned

  he continued to write

  in the dead of the night

  in the morning their brains had all been spammed
  
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  Restless Days and Nights

  by compound complex in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  it is a bad time to be awake;.

  i see things i do not wish to see.. i have feelings i do not wish to feel.. if i could return to sleep, the deception.

  of sweet slumber would assure that even a. nightmare might offer an escape, escape from.

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  It was a mushroom pizza dream

  with pepperoni on the scene

  cheese was dripping from the walls

  the desk was covered with meatballs

  I woke to fine my trusty clock

  sitting on a pizza box
  
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  Lett is such a comedian..

  by Festus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  cant help it but in this video - "win the inner struggle" - during the first minute he points to his head with his index finger.

  and i was just waiting him to shout out loco loudly.... https://tv.jw.org/#en/video/vodprogramsevents/pub-jwbmw_201609_1_video.

  and those facial expressions..sweet jesus!.

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  That guy is so weird everytime I look at him he moves his face in some unnatural style. i really wonder if he's a real person because his mouth moves in a creepy way and his eyebrows raise up and down like a manipulated puppet or an alien controlled being.
  
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  Jesus walked into a bar...

  by Slidin Fast in

  1. social
  2. humour

  he asks the barkeep for 13 glasses of water.

  he turns to his 12 companions and winks....

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  It was happy hour and Jesus walked into the bar and the drinks and snacks just kept multiplying and after everyone was blasted he said"we need some to go bags for the leftovers". Then he handed us some whips and said let's head over to the temple for some fun and so we all grabbed our whips and headed over to the temple food trucks. Jesus was pumped and all I remember was the sound of broken glass and yelling. Money was flying through the air and dogs were feasting on the barbecue. WOW Jesus was out of control.
  
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  VERTIGO: 'My head is moving through space where, in reality, it is not.'

  by compound complex in

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  greetings, fellow posters:.

  wishing you well and offering my sympathy if you've ever experienced vertigo.

  my neighbor is a physical therapist and told me about the epley maneuver, which i am now researching.. have you ever been through this hell of total incapacitation?.

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  I've had a sinus inspired experience where everytime i would lay down or get up the room would spin. It lasted as long as several months to a couple weeks. Eventually it went away but I know that one of these days it will happen again. Sometimes it makes you get nauseous but not always.
  
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  Caption Competition

  by Tallon in

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  "my dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking dom perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees fahrenheit.".

  over to you ....

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  Now I know why the food at this hotel gets 5 stars.
  
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  Mouthy has Passed Away

  by Simon in

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  2. friends

  update on mouthy (grace gough)this is graces granddaughter.

  i wanted to send an update that today my beautiful grandmother passed away - surrounded by friends and family.

  - may 22 1927 - sept 2nd 2016. mouthys_granddaughter.

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  She was a good one
  
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  Share Your Favorite Shakespeare

  by compound complex in

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  give me my romeo; and, when he shall die,take him and cut him out in little stars,and he will make the face of heaven so finethat all the world will be in love with nightand pay no worship to the garish sun.. -- romeo and juliet 3 ii.

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  There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio then are dreamt of in your philosophy